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October 04, 2006
Thought I Couldn't
Or maybe I thought I didn't. I don't really remember anymore. All I know is that it was me and the burrito and we were lost downtown. I consulted it, but it was of the variety with onion, so it couldn't really respond. If it did, it would have had bad breath anyhow.
So it was just me and the burrito lost downtown with a lot of time and a destination we'd given up on sometime after the pintos and cheese went cold. So we carried on. We were determined not to let a sever lack of direction and directive for that matter ruin our night. For it was I and my burrito was my co-pilot. It's likely that the burrito was Mexican, but you never really know these days.
I told the burrito about him with his blue eyes and a smile sweeter than ice cream. Not just ice cream, but a really good cookies and cream type that makes you wake up in the middle of the night longing it. And he's a blond. Even through onions and hot sauce the burrito could see that I was a sucker for a blonde with spikey hair.
It wasn't definite but he looked like he could be well endowed. A burrito can sense these things. Amongst it's many abilities. It can also throw a sick wrap that shames E-40 on his shiniest day. A real street thug the burrito.
Tonight I longed for stories of his youth though. How does someone so hot get raised from seed to adonis? How does the boy become the beautiful man. Is it really true that inner beauty breeds outter beauty. Is that what burrito and I were missing?
We had to consult Daliliah, what else can you really do at that point.
That's when it was clear that I had lost my mind, but why do anything half-assed. If you are on a roll it may as well be jelly-filled. With burrito riding shotgun through the streets of downtown with a pretty, pretty, boy on my mind and absolutely nothing else. It wears on you though. Being crazy is hard work. Having no regard is a tough time. It may not look it, but then again, not much in this world looks it's part. Does a plain really look like it could propel itself into the skies?
Burrito makes an excellent point when you get past the halotosis. It's all good. Suddenly I realized that it was to be continued...
Posted by Decemberice at October 4, 2006 08:21 PM