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January 06, 2007
Gary Busey is a Scary, Scary Man
I'm bored out of my mind, and good TV has seased until late January, thus I found myself watching "Celebrity Paranormal Encounters"... and yes that's actually the name of the show. I couldn't possibly make this shit up.
First of all, I would like to point out that these people are not actual celebrities. They are old washed up actors who probably had to sleep with somebody just to get this crappy gig.
Second, I should probably point out that, while I am not closed to the idea that ghosts might exist, I have yet to have a paranormal encounter of my own, so I'm still an objective type to the whole thing, but this show led me to believe they don't actually happen.
Gary Busey on the other hand is a paranormal experience enthusiast who gets giddy and smiles a lot when he thinks he might see a ghost. He all but ran into the supposedly haunted hospital after grabbing all the women up in a giant hug (to be read gropefest) to offer up his "spiritual blessing." Gary, when they say just a little bit of a drug can kill you, they don't mean a lot will make you OK. He was running around like a crazy ass crack ho' beggin' for mo'. He was shouting all this things at the other people like "They know we are here now, they are accepting our presence." and "we are in their world now." But nothing beats my personal favorite of his lines: "I heard a mechanical tiger!"
WTF?!?!
A mechanical tiger? You are telling me that a white plague hospital where 63000 americans died in the early 1900s is haunted by... wait for it... a MECHANICAL TIGER?
Of course, I should have known! It must be the same mechanical tiger that haunts voltron!
What a load of crap. Then he blabbers on about his experiences on the "other side". When he died after a motorcycle accident. He acted like he knew all about everything they said. At some point in a fit of rage he told some girl that he "witnessed the murder" this of course being a murder that happened in the early 1900s... prior to his birth.
Even one of the other, so-called celebs, said at the very end, after they'd left the hospital that he stands by his initial statement that Gary Busey is the scariest thing there.
That man is a damn fool, who made a bigger fool of himself on television for the whole world to see and download additional clips off on VHI's site.
Thanks Gary, for turning what was supposed to be scary into a barrel of laughs!
Posted by Decemberice at January 6, 2007 02:56 PM