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January 01, 2007

Something New, Something Old

It's a very new year. Why not usher it in with something very old; Latin! But not just any Latin, cool Latin:

LUKE SUM IPSE PATREM TE
Luke, I am your father.

POTESTATEM OBSCURI LATERIS NESCIS
You don't know the power of the dark side.

SIT VIS VOBISCUM
May the Force be with you.

CREDO ELVEM IPSUM ETAIM VIVERE
I think Elvis is still alive.

FUTUE TE ET IPSUM CABALLUM
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

IMPUDENS ES LENO
You shameless pimp

CONFACIMUS NAVEGEMUS
Fuck it -- let's go sailing.

CATAPULTAM HABEO. NISI PECUNIAM OMNEM MIHI DABIS, AD CAPUT TUUM SAXUM IMMANE MITTAM
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

NIL ILLEGITIMUS CARBORUNDUM
Don't let the bastards get you down.

MEI CAPILLI SUNT FLAGRANTES
My hair is on fire

SUNTNE VACCI LAETI
Are your cows happy?

TU STUPIDUS ES
You are dumb.

SUPPEDISNE
Did you fart quietly?

SOLUM POTESTIS PROHIBERE IGNES SILVARUM
Only you can prevent forest fires.

UTINAM LOGICA FALSA TUAM PHILOSOPHIAM TOTAL SUFFODIANT!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

MACDONALDUS SENEX FUNDUM HABET. E-I-E-I-O. ET IN HOC FUNDO, NONNULLAS BOVES DOMESTICAS HABET. E-I-E-I-O. CUM MOO MOO HIC, CUM MOO MOO IBI. HIC UNA MOO, IBI UNA MOO, UBIQUE UNA MOO MOO. MACDONALDUS SENEX FUNDUM HABET. E-I-E-I-O.
Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O. And on this farm, he has some cows. E-I-E-I-O. With a moo moo here, with a moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo. Old MacDonald has a farm. E-I-E-I-O.

TE AUDIRE NO POSSUM. MUSA SAPIENTUM FIXA EST IN AURE.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

SENTIO ALIQUOS TOGATOS CONTRA ME CONSPIRARE.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Posted by Decemberice at January 1, 2007 01:17 AM

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Posted by: Zoso at January 3, 2007 07:14 PM