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April 04, 2007
Some more of...
...my finer quotes:
"When I said that I want you to just be yourself, what I really meant was the you that I wish you were. For instance, the you who isn't best tolerated with stiff liquor and a text to Sarah to call pretending to have an emergency so I can have an excuse to ditch out on you early. Yep, that's the friend I was talking about when I asked you to be yourself... try to be more like them will you?"
"That's all? That's it? The best you can tell me is that you've always heard that T-Rexes were green? Go home. Nobody wants you here."
"They sure knew how to throw a party in ancient Rome, well, except for the lighting... that was just unecessary." ( If you don't get this, you'll probably want to read up on the torches Nero used at his dinner parties post burning of Rome.)
"Well the rest of the computer industry is trying to make things affordable, Apple is waving fancy things in front of you that you can't afford, and yet they are the only ones gaining stock-ground... now you've got to ask yourself, is Apple the new Crack?"
"I don't need a phone book, don't you see this lightsaber? I just summon the force and a damn jedi ghost appears to give me the number to Subway, that's how I reduce the enviornmental impact of cutting down trees to make phone books."
"Don't walk away while I'm lying to you!"
So, as you can see, I'm getting really bitter in my old age.
Posted by Decemberice at April 4, 2007 11:54 PM
Comments
And here I thought you were using wormholes to reach into the lair of someone who knew the number to Subway in order to get the number. I mean, that's what I do. Its also how I get packages to people because you know wormholes are handy like that. On a side note though, horray for bitterfests!
Posted by: Ashley at April 6, 2007 02:11 PM