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July 16, 2007
Angry Cell Phone Customer Who Can't Get Reception Destroys Cell Towers With A Tank...
... Serious folks, headlines like this don't come around everyday. The man got angry when he couldn't get good reception, hops in his FRICKIN' TANK! and decides to show the cell phone company where they can stick their crappy service by way of playing a grand scale game of dominoes with their cell towers.
Let's explore this a little more shall we...
I can't call my psychic hotline because the phone connection is crappy. Obviously, my cell service is once again standing in the way of my mental health via clairvoyant intervention... Clearly... something must be done about this.
So, I put on my dancing shoes, get in the tank I keep in the shed for just such ocassions, and 5 minutes later it's on like Donkey Kong.
Now that's the shit right there. I've always liked the Australian's they are a wiley bunch. Seriously, you could tell your kid you were once the president of the United States and it might make them a little bit proud and inspired... but you tell him that you once righted things when a company wronged you by running their properties down in a frickin' tank, and that's a kid who's going to grow up taking no shit from anybody.
Now, you may think this story can't get any better, but you'd be wrong... you see... the tank has a star on the back. As if to say fuck you I'm a superstar. Kiss my star while I gleefully demolish your towers... It's like the man is doing it with a sense of style.
I just cannot say enough good things about the genius who did this, I think I may write to him and request his autograph. I wonder if they will impound his tank or if it will be bronzed and put in the lobby of the cell company's headquarters.
UPDATE!!! It appears that MSNBC has video footage of the pursuit and the man demolished cell phone towers in the tank:
Posted by Decemberice at July 16, 2007 07:47 PM
Comments
THAT is a thing of beauty. My day has just become complete.
Posted by: Zoso at July 16, 2007 08:25 PM