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January 04, 2008
J's quotes...
...winter edition.
"Everybody mentions that Santa and Satan have the same letters in them, but nobody seems to notice that Santa is only one letter away from "nasty""
"He doesn't take care of himself, perhaps he'd like to know that when he's gone the only male role model you'll have in your life is DONKEY KONG!"
"Apple's are hard, and Microsoft proclaim's it's "soft", and I think everybody can agree that the ladies a hard one more than a soft one. You think about that the next time you're shopping for a computer Romeo."
"Philly Cheesesteak has an unfair advantage over the competition, it practically says "filling" right in the name."
"I'm not going to cry about this, I'm going to go home, take a vicodan, and google your make and model of car for where the brakes connect to the pedal. I've always been the type who cuts in line."
"If only I knew more supporting actors from horror movies, I could be rich off of life insurance."
"I think it's perfectly reasonable to expect my gas attendant to fake a british accent and where white gloves."
"Buying American cars doesn't make sense... here's some logic for you to ponder, Joe down the street who works at the car plant... he may turn serial killer and make you a victim one day. The guy in Japan who made this car, infinite times less likely to go psycho, fly half way across the world, stumble upon you in the streets and add you to his tally. So if you think about it, buying an American car, you are more likely to fund your killer... What's worse is that right now... you are actually considering that, I had you at Joe, that bastard still hasn't returned your shovel has he?"
"Not the bridge, that's where I go dancing at nightfall!"
"It's interesting that people spend their entire lives searching for the truth, but I've never seen anybody in the biographies section of Barnes and Noble."
Posted by Decemberice at January 4, 2008 10:53 PM
Comments
And you know, even though all he wears is a loincloth, Donkey Kong is horrible about doing the laundry!
Posted by: Ashley at January 5, 2008 07:41 PM