March 09, 2009
J and Val make a podcast...
... Check out my new podcast "Out of the Cave" with my coworker and all around amazingest person Valari!
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September 16, 2008
Feeling dead and dreaming odd...
... Stephen King better not steal this one.
So I had my wisdom tooth removed on Friday and it was horrible. I will never go back. On top of that I'm undermedicated considering I have the world's lowest tolerance for pain. So between that and my insomnia last night I decided to stay home today. But I had a really weird dream last night. I'm not sure if it was as great as the dream with Cat Toe, but it's certainly up there.
So it starts out that me and one other guy are like spies in some foreign country who've been caught and we are trying to escape this castle type place. He gets shot several times and I have to drag him to safety and we finally get back to the US, but then the government is after us because they don't to take responsibility for whatever it was that they had us doing. So then, I escape with this poor guy who must be dying at this point and there's nowhere I can really take him because when we try to check into hospitals they find us.
I finally found Scully from the X Files who helps us onto what I first thought was a helicopter but turned out to be a hot air balloon. The rest of the dream consists of us running away from our pursuers while flying this hot air balloon/helicopter that they apparently can't catch. Either that or they were so befuddled by it that they just decided to wait for us to land.
We were in some library running down these stairs and trying to lug this now dead guy around who we had been trying to save but now he's the only evidence of this disaster so we have to keep him with us. At some point we also saved a little kid who then rode around in with Scully and I in the hot air balloon copter.
I know... I know... my mind is a horrible, dark place where nightmares blend with hilarious comedy moments in a psychotic harmony. I think it's funny though that I always seem to rely on some random TV character to help me solve crimes. When I was abducted by Cat Toe in my other dream I blogged about we used Grissom's help from CSI. This time it was Scully from the X Files. Who knows what will come next. Perhaps I will have a use for Urkel in the future or Barney.
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August 31, 2008
The funniest thing you have seen...
... yet today! For those moments when you have interstitial office encounters with Ninja assassins.
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September 09, 2007
Nothing is quite as pristine...
... a world of unicorns created by a gay 8 year old!
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June 16, 2007
I really think that Foamy has the right idea...
...when it comes to love:
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April 09, 2007
Google makes a funny...
...and it's utterly hilarious. Good catch Jenni:
-Go to Google.
-Click on "Maps"
-Click on "Get Directions"
-Enter a starting point of Chicago and destination of London
-Check out step #20.
Brilliance.
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April 01, 2007
Just wanted to remind you...
... Not to forget to spank the gay out of your children
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March 30, 2007
I can't sleep so...
... I thought that I would update you on the UnSpun list I started because I hate Taco Bell. It has become rather popular! I should point out that I actually only created a list of 4 things I hate about Taco Bell, everything else has been added by UnSpun and Mechanical Turk users. Just people like you and me out there on the web expressing how much they hate Taco Bell.
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